Punishment

Today is the third to last day. So, do i little puntificating and make us all laugh/moan/groan in whatever format you see fit. Puns are considered the lowest form of wit, which i think is awesome because I love them so much. I don't need fancy in my humor. Just fucking funny.

What's music does Ann Coulter like?

Country-Western, Contemporary Jazz and continuous Pop.



Mr. Massengil bids his wife goodnight,

"I do sure love you..."



The turd just floated there, without the energy to swim...he was pooped.

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I'll be here all week.
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