From Peter Benchley’s Jaws to Stephen King’s Cujo, one of the most frightening things to many people is our absolute inability to control nature, specifically animals. I hate that. Instead of making people afraid to go into the water, write a satirical piece (poem, paragraph, short story, whatever) about an unusual animal going crazy and killing people.
I really wanted to come up with something for this post, and may yet, but I swear, no matter how hard I try, I can't get this bit out of my head.
Eddie Izzard - Evil Giraffe
I'll try again in the morning